Punch · ship file
Launch Street only tonight.
Don’t open three empty rooms. One pot past $20 is the whole ad. Club after someone famous wins Street. After Dark as a scheduled show, not a 24/7 ghost town.
Open the stageDemo wallet. No chain. No leverage.
A penny door is for tourists.
A cent is a tip jar. People gamble a number they can screenshot. The mic now climbs — the same curve Bankr already proved on USDC chess. First hit is cheap. Every hit after that costs more. Last body on the mic is in the money. Hard cap so a whale cannot grief the room to death.
Three tables
| Table | Opens | Climbs | Dies at | Tonight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| STREET | $1.00 | ×1.12 | $25.00 | Open |
| CLUB | $5.00 | ×1.15 | $100.00 | Closed |
| AFTER DARK | $25.00 | ×1.18 | $500.00 | Closed |
Street, 15 punches, no hero overpay: last hit $4.89, pot $37.27, last word walks $13.04. That’s a tweet. Club and After Dark are the clips.
Street climb · 15 hits
1 · $1.0015 · $4.89
What changed besides the number
- Re-entry is on. Pay the new price, steal last word, stack weight. Degens stay in the thread instead of one-and-done.
- 2× / 3× overpay if someone wants to skip the line. Extra cash in the pot, extra crowd weight.
- +20s on the clock every punch. Classic FOMO extension.
- Crowd favorite still takes 35%, but votes are weighted by what you paid — and an upvote itself costs $0.10 into the pot. Free votes get botted. A dime is a chip.
- Split is now 35 last / 35 crowd / 15 $PUNCH / 10 roll / 5 house.
- Last word35%
- Crowd35%
- $PUNCH15%
- Roll10%
- House5%
Still not a blender.
No leverage. Confirm every debit. Caps. Filter stays. The gamble is the size of the joke, not a perp.
Door policy
- Launch STREET only tonight.
- Don’t open three empty rooms.
- One pot past $20 is the whole ad.
- Club after someone famous wins Street.
- After Dark as a scheduled show, not a 24/7 ghost town.